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" I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do. "
Carol Burnett
Am
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Stand-Up
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" What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters. "
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" You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself. "
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" But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. "
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" Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story. "
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" It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers. "
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" I was raised going to the movies with my grandmother as a kid. And then I'd come home, and my best friend and I would act out the films that we saw. "
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" It's not a bad thing to be able to do many things onstage. If you're an entertainer, you should be able to entertain. I'm proud to say that I'm not a one-trick pony. "
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" I love Maya Rudolph. She's very multitalented herself. "
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" Because of YouTube, I'm getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids. "
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" Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. "
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" I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. "
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" I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper. "
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" I was in California, and I was going to UCLA, and I knew I certainly didn't have movie star looks. I remember seeing pictures and photos of Ethel Merman and Mary Martin, who were kind of average looking. I said, 'Well, that's for me, then, to go back to New York and try to be in musical comedy on Broadway.' "
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" In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door. "
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" I'm into 'House of Cards.' 'Breaking Bad' - my God, did I binge on that! "
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" My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better. "
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" I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called 'Once Upon a Mattress,' that kind of put me on the map. "
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Show
Me
" My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too. "
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" Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up. "
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" But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. "
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" You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because sometimes you're not the type. And sometimes it's somebody else's turn. "
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" Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that. "
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" I never felt cynical, and I never felt that I couldn't do what I wanted to do. "
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" It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. "
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" I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly not since, that if I wanted to do a variety show within the first five years of the contract, CBS would have to put it on for 30 shows. "
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