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" I eat very well, and I do Pilates. "
Carol Burnett
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" Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. "
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" Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. "
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" Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story. "
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" I didn't really get comfortable until I got to UCLA, and I had to take an acting course because I was studying theater arts. "
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" I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there were no jokes written into those sketches. It was all character-driven. And sometimes it got a little heavy. "
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" I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there. "
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" My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. "
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" But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. "
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