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" The purpose of sports - even foreign sports - is not to bore people. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Foreign
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" As a nation, Kuwait has been, arguably, free of freedom itself. Claimed in turn by Constantinople, Riyadh, and Baghdad, Kuwait has survived by playing Turks off Persians, Arabs off one another, and the English off everyone. "
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" I think every high school student who was alert during the early '60s got very embittered by the slow progress and the violence surrounding the Civil Rights Movement. "
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" Fascism is very much a mob movement. "
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" Demolishing pretensions, especially worthy ones, is a hallmark of the baby boom. "
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" Affirmative action makes employers think, 'Black woman nuclear physicist? Hah! Probably let her into Harvard 'cause they were looking for a twofer. Bet she got C's in high school practical math. Give her a job in personnel.' "
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" Never wear anything that panics the cat. "
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" The minute somebody joins a committee... they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics is a committee. "
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" Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn't matter. "
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" Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it. "
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" In Henry Adams, I discovered not only the prototype of the modern thinker but also someone who is more interesting: a viper-toothed, puling, supercilious crank, thwarted in ambition, aging gracelessly, mad at the cosmos, and ashamed of his own jejune ideals. He is nevertheless very dear to me. "
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" Network television has been attempting to lure viewers for years with its low-interest programming only to have those viewers discover later that their brains are bankrupt. "
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" I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it. "
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Love
" No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are. "
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" I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. "
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" I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped. "
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" The more aspects of life that can be moved from private reign to public realm, the better it is for politics. "
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" On inspection, Gaudi's architecture isn't whimsical at all. "
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Architecture
Inspection
" If we were to inspect ourselves or members of our family and our friends, we would see that we don't really have to go all the way overseas to be mystified - we can be mystified right at home. "
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Home
" America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased. "
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Anything
" When the government runs out of lenders, it can do something that households are forbidden to do: print money. "
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" Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative. "
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" Once you've built the big machinery of political power, remember you won't always be the one to run it. "
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" There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages. "
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" Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters. "
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" Funding for the original manned Voyager Mars Program was scratched in 1968, before humans had gotten out of Low Earth Orbit. Mid-'60s plans for a Venus fly-by with astronauts actually flying by it met the same fate. "
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" The great apologist has to have lived large and wild. If he's going to kiss the world's boo-boos and make up, he'd better plant some bruises first. A master apologizer has to be a Lord Byron, a Rick in Casablanca, a Lee Atwater, anyway. "
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" In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.' "
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" As a longtime former resident of 15 years in Washington, I wish that everybody would stay off the Mall with their political cause so that we can get out there, you know, and play flag football or Frisbee, or walk the dog or something - you know, which is, you know, what the National Mall should be for, in my personal opinion. "
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" Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. "
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" The foundation of collectivism is simple: There should be no important economic differences among people. No one should be too rich. "
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