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" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "

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" I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day. "

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" I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. "

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