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" I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. "
Drew Carey
Never
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My Life
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" As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. "
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" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "
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" People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. "
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" The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. "
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" At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know? "
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" I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them. "
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" For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States. "
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" The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. "
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" Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
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" I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. "
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" I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. "
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" I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it. "
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" But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. "
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" I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. "
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" Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. "
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" Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know? "
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" George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. "
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" There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. "
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" Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. "
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" I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. "
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" 'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. "
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" Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. "
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" 'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me. "
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" I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across. "
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" I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. "
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" You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. "
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" I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. "
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" Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. "
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