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" Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. "
Drew Carey
Right
America
Day
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" Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. "
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" Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. "
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" I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. "
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" But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. "
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Job
" For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States. "
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Look
People
Power
" I'm competitive at everything. "
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Everything
Competitive
" I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' "
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Mirror
Think
Face
" Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. "
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" I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day. "
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Happy
Best
Saying
" I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. "
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Going
Always
Before
" I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. "
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Paycheck
Economic
Insecurity
" Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. "
Drew Carey
Lose
Weight
Thing
" The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. "
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Know
You
Time
" If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator. "
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Got
Social
Working
" Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures. "
Drew Carey
Hollywood
Gestures
Loves
" Reality shows always look for the worst people. "
Drew Carey
Always
Worst
Reality
" I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. "
Drew Carey
Move On
Die
Better
" TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure. "
Drew Carey
Funny
Audience
Comedy
" I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. "
Drew Carey
Doing
Try
End
" I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. "
Drew Carey
World
People
Change The World
" George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. "
Drew Carey
Thought
Truth
Grow
" Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. "
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Work
Feel
Rich
" Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
Drew Carey
More
Republican
Years
" What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. "
Drew Carey
Never
Take
Ourselves
" Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. "
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Meet
You
Support
" Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. "
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Events
Always
You
" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "
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Other
Dream
Comic
" My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. "
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Fans
Normal
Pretty
" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "
Drew Carey
Fat
You
Sick