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" If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it. "

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" Never having alone time is real tough on people. "

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" As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers. "

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" I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own. "

" We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts. "

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" My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love. "

" In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. "

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" I came to America to make it my home, and I did. "

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" Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling. "

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" Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. "

" To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper. "

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