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" I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Now
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" Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It's not pretty. But it's striking, I'll give it that. It's not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly. "
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" Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit. "
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" Democrats hate Democrats most of all. "
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" Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. "
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" Raining on parades requires no skill or effort on the part of a politician. "
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" TV ushered in the age of postliteracy. And we have gone so far beyond that. I mean, what with the Internet and Google and Wikipedia. We have entered the age of post-intelligence. "
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" I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him. "
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" Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. "
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" Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid. "
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" People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement. "
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" No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism. "
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" To blame the existence of al Qaeda on poverty like Egypt's is a slur on the poor. "
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" I've only been to New Zealand once, about 1989. It was incredibly beautiful, kind of like the ideal of where I live in New England - all that and then some - but I can't say I was there long enough to get any very clear idea. "
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" Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I've been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Three
You
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" The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind that no one has had an actually scary dad since 1966. The visceral fear remains. "
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" Fascism is very much a mob movement. "
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" We've come into the world of '1984,' but it turns out to be '1984'-Lite. "
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Turns
Out
Come
" Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them. "
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Best
Look
Like
" The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average. "
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" I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it. "
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" Charles McCarry is the best modern writer on the subject of intrigue - by the breadth of Alan Furst, by the fathom of Eric Ambler, by any measure. "
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" I grew up going to public school, and they were huge public schools. I went to a school that had 3,200 kids, and I had grade school classes with 40-some kids. Discipline was rigid. Most of the learning was rote. It worked. "
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" No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are. "
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" Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution. "
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" The 18,000 NASA employees are full of galactic talents and abilities and are ready to accomplish whatever they're directed to do. "
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" Something that confirms all fears and many conspiracy theories about government is finding out what our elected representatives would put into law if they could. "
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" Toledo is better than exciting, it's happy. Because nothing is more conducive to unhappiness than taking yourself seriously, and taking yourself seriously is difficult when you're baseball team is the Mud Hens. "
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" I am unboreable in the great outdoors. "
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