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" Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp. "

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" Jimmy Carter was - he still - he remains to this day America's most ex of ex-presidents. You just can't believe that we elected this doofus. He was a bright enough guy and sort of well-meaning. But he was about as prepared to be president of the United States as your goofy old uncle, you know, the one that memorises baseball statistics. "

" What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text. "

" Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost. "

" Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English. "

" You're not a baby boomer if you don't have a visceral recollection of a Kennedy and a King assassination, a Beatles breakup, a U.S. defeat in Vietnam, and a Watergate. "

" The two most frightening words in Washington are 'bipartisan consensus.' Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help. "

" There are 1.3 billion people in China, and they all want a Buick. "

" The poor are an especially important resource for innovation when they have the bravery and pluck to get out of the poor places in which they're living. "

" People say, 'Oh, politics is so polarized today,' and I'm thinking... '1861, that was polarized.' "

" Earnestness is stupidity sent to college. "

" America is a meritocracy. "

" Philosophy was once considered science. "

" Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed. "

" You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. "

" All previous populist movements were demanding things from governments, whereas the Tea Party is saying, 'Give us less, go away.' That's heartening to see. "

" War diminishes both civil and economic rights. "

" I don't think anybody's really been successful with theorizing about value or creating a price theory. "

" Governments have monopolies on certain things, like eminent domain and deadly force. "

" The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person. "

" I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him. "

" Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him. "

" I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer. "

" I like to have interesting things to write about. And when one says something is 'interesting,' one almost always means 'bad.' "

" The anti-individualist enemies that Ayn Rand battled are still the enemy, but they've shifted their line of attack. Political collectivists are no longer much interested in taking things away from the wealthy and creative. "

" Opinions of language are as interesting as opinions of arithmetic. "

" Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative. "

" I've never been able to get it straight about what these people who are worried about the trade deficit are worried about. "

" The idea of a stag hunt evokes chivalry - knights in jerkins and hose, ladies on sidesaddles with wimples and billowing dresses, a white stag symbolizing something-or-other, and Robin Hood getting in the way. An actual stag hunt is more like a horseback meeting of a county planning commission. "

" The problem, when comparing contemporary television to television in 1974, is that TV has become not just bad but sad. "

" Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization - an appeal to civilization itself. "