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" Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch. "

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" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

Tracy Morgan

Important

Care

Heart

" I do my best creating on stage. "

" No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets. "

" You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. "

" I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. "

" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "

" People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills. "

" America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened. "

Tracy Morgan

Talk

Did

" I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. "

" I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age. "

" I know how bad bullying can hurt. I was bullied when I was a kid. "

" When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop. "

Tracy Morgan

Material

Work

" My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. "

" The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny! "

" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "

" I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip hop was a movement. Hip hop was a culture. Hip hop was a way of life. It's all commercial now. "

" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "

" As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life. "

" You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. "

" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "

" In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off. "

" To me, politics is a pile of tricks. "

Tracy Morgan

Tricks

Politics

" Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life. "

" My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. "

Tracy Morgan

Just

Father

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

" So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. "

" My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. "

Tracy Morgan

Father

My Life

" I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. "