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" My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. "

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" I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines. I don't know. "

" The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? "

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

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" I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. "

" Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. "

" People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds. "

" I know how bad bullying can hurt. I was bullied when I was a kid. "

" I have a nice following in Boston. The Boston crowd is very hip. "

" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "

" I want to show the world my humor. "

" I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy. "

" So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. "

" I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. "

" It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them. "

" I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. "

" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "

" I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. "

" I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live. "

" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "

" If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. "

" If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. "

" You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. "

" Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. "

" All you single fathers got to man up. "

" As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life. "

" You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. "

" I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that. "

" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "

" I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "