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" I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines. I don't know. "

" What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts. "

" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "

" Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just up there doing jokey, jokey, joke. "

" I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. "

" The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? "

" You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker. "

" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "

" If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? "

" If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. "

" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "

" I've played outrageous characters my whole career. "

" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

" Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. "

" I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence. "

" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

" A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then. "

" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

" Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes. "

" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "

" When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. "

" I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. "

" I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. "

" Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant. "

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

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" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "

" Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee. "

" You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. "

" I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live. "

" The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. "