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" Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. "

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" I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for me. You can find cute guys all over. But he's got to have some sort of sense of humor, which is so hard to find in a guy. He's got to be a bit smart. "

" I think I have always had a little humor. "

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" When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that. "

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