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" No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. "

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" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "

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" I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn. "

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