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" The people who despise America are the editors of the 'New Statesman.' Their green-card applications must have been turned down. "
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" The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids. "
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" The problem, when comparing contemporary television to television in 1974, is that TV has become not just bad but sad. "
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