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" The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. "

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" Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. "

" And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. "

" When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. "

" Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. "

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" You will never win if you never begin. "

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Falling In Love

" A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. "

" Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. "

" When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. "

" Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. "

" When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. "

" A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. "

" Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. "

" Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. "

" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "

" A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. "

" When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. "

" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "

" The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. "

" One man's folly is another man's wife. "

" Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. "