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" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "

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" A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. "

" The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. "

" It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "

" Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. "

" A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. "

" Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. "

" A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. "

" Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. "

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" There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. "

" The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. "

" Variety is the spice of love. "

" No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. "

" It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. "

" Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. "

" When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? "

" A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. "

" Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. "

" And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. "

" When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. "

" Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. "

" Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "