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" Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. "

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" When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. "

" A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. "

" Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. "

" Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. "

" Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. "

" No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. "

" A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. "

" One man's folly is another man's wife. "

" A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. "

" A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. "

" Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her. "

" Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. "

" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "

" A fool and her money are soon courted. "

" When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. "

" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "

" Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. "

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? "

" After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. "

" Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. "

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. "