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" When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. "

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" A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. "

" Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "

" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "

" One man's folly is another man's wife. "

" Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. "

" Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. "

" France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' "

" A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. "

" Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. "

" Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. "

" No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. "

" Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. "

" Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. "

Falling In Love

" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. "

" Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. "

" After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. "

" A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. "

" It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. "

" A fool and her money are soon courted. "

" Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. "

" Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. "

" Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "