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" You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic. "

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" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

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" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "

" I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. "

" It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. "

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" The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails! "

" I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. "

" If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. "

" It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it. "

" Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. "

" I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. "

" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "

" All you single fathers got to man up. "

" Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. "

" If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. "

" I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut. "

" I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip hop was a movement. Hip hop was a culture. Hip hop was a way of life. It's all commercial now. "

" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "

" The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny! "

" I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. "

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" Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. "

" You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got a little something in us. "