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" It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. "

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Falling In Love

" When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. "

" The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. "

" To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. "

" You will never win if you never begin. "

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. "

" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her. "

" Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. "

" One man's folly is another man's wife. "

" When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. "

" Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. "

" Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. "

" Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. "

" A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' "

" A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. "

" Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. "

" Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. "