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" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "
Helen Rowland
Talk
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" France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' "
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" It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. "
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" The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. "
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" After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. "
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" Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. "
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" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "
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" Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. "
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" Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. "
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" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "
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" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "
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" Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. "
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" You will never win if you never begin. "
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" No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. "
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" A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. "
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" A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. "
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" The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. "
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" Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her. "
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" When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. "
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" Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? "
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" The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. "
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" Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. "
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" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "
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" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "
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" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "
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