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" A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. "

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" And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. "

" It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. "

" There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. "

" When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. "

" Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. "

" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "

" Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. "

" In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. "

" The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. "

" A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. "

" Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. "

" A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. "

" Variety is the spice of love. "

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. "

" It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. "

" Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. "

" Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. "

" A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. "

" Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. "

Falling In Love

" A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. "

" To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. "

" What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. "

" A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. "

" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "