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" A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. "

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" A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. "

" Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. "

Falling In Love

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. "

" It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" One man's folly is another man's wife. "

" When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. "

" The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. "

" Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. "

" A fool and her money are soon courted. "

" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "

" It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. "

" Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. "

" The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. "

" To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. "

" When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. "

" In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. "

" Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. "

" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "

" Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. "

" Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. "

" The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "