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" In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. "

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" France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' "

" It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. "

" One man's folly is another man's wife. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. "

" Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. "

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. "

" And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. "

" When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. "

" Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. "

" Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. "

Falling In Love

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "

" A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. "

" When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. "

" A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. "

" Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. "

" A fool and her money are soon courted. "

" Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. "

" Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. "

" Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? "

" Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. "

" A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. "

" You will never win if you never begin. "