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" A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. "

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" When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. "

" After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. "

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. "

" Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. "

" A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. "

" Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. "

" When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. "

" Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. "

" France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' "

" A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. "

" It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. "

" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. "

" Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? "

" A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. "

" It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. "

" To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. "

" A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "

" Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. "

" Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "