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" Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Algeria
Islamic
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" There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list. "
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" Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have. "
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" Space has always been confusing to politics. "
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" Libertarianism is a way of measuring how the government and other kinds of systems respect the individual. At the core of libertarianism is the idea that the individual is sacrosanct and that anything that's done contrary to the well-being of the individual needs some pretty serious justification. "
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" Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty. "
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" Funding for the original manned Voyager Mars Program was scratched in 1968, before humans had gotten out of Low Earth Orbit. Mid-'60s plans for a Venus fly-by with astronauts actually flying by it met the same fate. "
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" One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them. "
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" Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences. There's more opposable thumb in the digital world than I care for; it's awfully close to human. "
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" If you spend 72 hours in a place you've never been, talking to people whose language you don't speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don't understand, and you come back as the world's biggest know-it-all, you're a reporter. Either that or you're President Obama. "
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" Writing is agony. I hate it. "
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" I spent a lot of time behind the Iron Curtain, and their cars were abysmal. "
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Behind
Iron
" Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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" Toledo is better than exciting, it's happy. Because nothing is more conducive to unhappiness than taking yourself seriously, and taking yourself seriously is difficult when you're baseball team is the Mud Hens. "
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Better
" As a nation, Kuwait has been, arguably, free of freedom itself. Claimed in turn by Constantinople, Riyadh, and Baghdad, Kuwait has survived by playing Turks off Persians, Arabs off one another, and the English off everyone. "
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Freedom
Nation
" What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention. "
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" I am a student of stupidity. I am a political reporter. "
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" I have no idea if some societies, anthropologically speaking, aren't really suited for democracy. I don't think that's true. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Think
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True
" You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don't need to go to Beirut for that - but a foreign correspondent begins to understand poverty from a different perspective. "
P. J. O'Rourke
City
You
Poverty
" Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. "
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Divorce
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Children
" The people who despise America are the editors of the 'New Statesman.' Their green-card applications must have been turned down. "
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" Lack of romance is my real objection to writing on a computer. "
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" Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere. "
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" Love can never be fully explained. "
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Love
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Fully
" All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done. "
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Done
" Politics won't allow for the truth. "
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Truth
" Jimmy Carter was - he still - he remains to this day America's most ex of ex-presidents. You just can't believe that we elected this doofus. He was a bright enough guy and sort of well-meaning. But he was about as prepared to be president of the United States as your goofy old uncle, you know, the one that memorises baseball statistics. "
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" China is trying to become America without democracy while America is trying to become France without cheese calories. "
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" Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one presidential candidate from the stink of another. "
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" There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. "
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" All previous populist movements were demanding things from governments, whereas the Tea Party is saying, 'Give us less, go away.' That's heartening to see. "
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