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" Lack of romance is my real objection to writing on a computer. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Real
Writing
Romance
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" If we were to inspect ourselves or members of our family and our friends, we would see that we don't really have to go all the way overseas to be mystified - we can be mystified right at home. "
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Friends
Home
" All previous populist movements were demanding things from governments, whereas the Tea Party is saying, 'Give us less, go away.' That's heartening to see. "
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Party
" All business is capitalistic. You require capital for any sort of business endeavour. "
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" Network television has been attempting to lure viewers for years with its low-interest programming only to have those viewers discover later that their brains are bankrupt. "
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Years
" Once you've built the big machinery of political power, remember you won't always be the one to run it. "
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" The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it. "
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Always
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" Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present. "
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" Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them. "
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" Kabul is a walled city, which sounds romantic except the walls are pre-cast reinforced concrete blast barriers, 10 feet tall and 15 feet long and moved into place with cranes. The walls are topped with sandbags, and the sandbags are topped with guard posts from which gun barrels protrude. "
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" Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted authorship. "
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Excessive
Sins
" Harvard is the home of American ideas. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Ideas
Home
American
" What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text. "
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Flower
Space
" The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. "
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Good
You
Rich
" In Toledo, people grow out. Out to the suburbs. Out to the parts of America where the economy is more vigorous. And all too often, out to 48-inch waistbands. "
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" We've come into the world of '1984,' but it turns out to be '1984'-Lite. "
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Turns
Out
Come
" You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money. "
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People
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" There are a few things that people all around the world need to admit to themselves. Trade restraints slow economic growth, the euro is not a reserve currency, and scoreless sports ties are boring. "
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World
Slow
" Obama, in pursuit of power, has been as greedy and irresponsible as any Wall Street tycoon in pursuit of money. "
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Been
Wall
Street
" People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers that causes the dislocation. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Free
Trade
People Say
" The most brilliant satire of all time was 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift. You'll notice how everything got straightened out in Ireland within days of that coming out. "
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Time
You
Brilliant
" America is a meritocracy. "
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America
" I'm on Medicare now. If I go and have a big operation, it costs me nothing. It should cost me a little. I'm not rich, but I can afford a few grand if I have to have my appendix taken out. I can pitch in a little bit. "
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" In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes. "
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Government
Like
" I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. "
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" Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It's not pretty. But it's striking, I'll give it that. It's not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly. "
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City
" Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do. "
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Baby Boomers
I Think
" I'm a member of the 1960s generation. We didn't have any wisdom. "
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Wisdom
1960s
Any
" I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it. "
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Like
Love
" Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. "
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Parenting
Who
Raise
" I like to argue with the radio. "
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Like
Radio
Argue