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" As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road. "
Loni Love
Stand-Up
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" The thing is, it's that Detroiters are hard workers. We've always been hard workers, even when times are down. I've been able to take that with me, that work ethic, to help me build my career. "
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" That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you. "
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" Really, it hasn't changed for female comics; it's still hard for females to really enter the game. "
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" I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life. "
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" That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh. "
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" Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need. "
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" The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed. "
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" It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time. "
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" I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home. "
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" I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics. "
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" You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie! "
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" I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it. "
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" People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them. "
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" I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view. "
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" When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees. "
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" Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through. "
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