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" The president of CBS handpicked me for the 'Star Search' revival, which Arsenio Hall hosted. He picked 12 comics, and I was the only female. I always look to that as inspiration. "

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" I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it. "

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I Am

Energy

You

" Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things. "

" If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter. "

" Whatever you're destined to do, you will be. "

" Really, it hasn't changed for female comics; it's still hard for females to really enter the game. "

" That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh. "

" It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time. "

" There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience. "

" That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you. "

Loni Love

One Thing

Say

" I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view. "

Loni Love

Time

Funny

" Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks. "

" Being a female comic and getting a Comedy Central special is an honor because not a lot of women get that. "

" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "

" Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other. "

Loni Love

Love

" We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time. "

" I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it. "

" I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah. "

Loni Love

Fat

Oprah

" In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife. "

" I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not. "

" As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road. "

" I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children. "

" I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while. "

" It is harder to dress a bigger woman no matter what anybody wants to say. "

" The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids. "

" I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships. "

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Talk

Relationships

" My material reaches everyone. "

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Everyone

Material

" I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!' "

" I think that, for so long, there was only one type of actor, and now you see these different colors, different people, different shapes and different sizes. It just makes it more interesting. "

" I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married. "

" The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed. "