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" I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. "

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" To this day, I haven't felt like I've made it. I'm waiting for them to pull the rug out from under me. I kind of feel like George Plimpton; I'm just experiencing this whole business with the really talented people. "

" I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don't really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there. "

" I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people. "

" Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. "

" I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. "

" You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. "

" A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. "

" I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. "

" It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. "

" A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. "

" The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining. "

" If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. "

" If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. "

" I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. "

" I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things. "

" Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. "

" I feel guilty: when I'm not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I'm golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it's a real conundrum. "

" I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club. "

" I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. "

" I worked for a temp agency called Manpower. "

" Any day that is designated to shower the person you love with love is my favorite holiday. "

" Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. "

" I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life. "

" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "

" My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular. "

" Sometimes people come to my standup show, and they think they're going to see Doug Wilson. Or they see me on the street, and they call me Doug Wilson. "

" I think having a child makes you calm down. You sit still. "

" I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio. "

" I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. "

" I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. "