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" Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee. "

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" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

" I'm a black man in America, so I'm going to be misunderstood. "

" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "

" Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. "

" The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. "

" The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? "

" Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters more to me. "

" Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. "

" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "

" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "

" All you single fathers got to man up. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

" Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. "

" Parents should support and love their kids no matter what. "

" People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds. "

" I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. "

" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

" I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. "

" I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK? "

" I don't do drama. I'm a comedian. "

" People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. "

" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

" Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it's called tel-lie-vision! "

" I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working. "

" I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "

" God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile. "

" When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. "

" People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. "