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" I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. "

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" We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out. "

" I was more of a weightlifter. "

" Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back. "

" I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls. "

" One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded. "

" When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy. "

" Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say. "

" Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world. "

" When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian. "

" The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can do different tunes. "

" The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. "

" I'm as clean as a whistle. "

" Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though. "

" To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place. "

" The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil. "

" I've always been into improvisation. "

" I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime. "

" Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call. "

" There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top. "

" You can't become a dictator through checks and balances. "

" My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. "

" I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life. "

Make A Difference

" Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it. "

" What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet. "

" They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable. "

" You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. "

" I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts. "