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" Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back. "
Tommy Chong
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" One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded. "
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