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" There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top. "

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" I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.' "

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" What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet. "

" The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. "

" I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. "

" We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out. "

" Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies. "

" The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil. "

" The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. "