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" No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. "

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" Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party. "

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" It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way. "

" Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well. "

" A personal brand is relevant to people who sell or create something relevant to who they are as a person. If you're not in that boat, which most people are not, personal branding makes no sense. "

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" The haters always scream the loudest. "

" No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. "

" At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now. "

" I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them. "

" There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' "

" Books are so cheap and easy to get that people don't bother stealing them, which is the essential rule of piracy that the music business learned much too late. "

" I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy. "

" There aren't a whole lot of people in culture that are unapologetically masculine. "

" I'm a decent-looking guy, but I've never walked into a room and got a girl because of how I looked. Look, I'm never excluded because of my looks. I just don't stand out. "

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" My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. "

" If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program. "

" I always laugh when people call me a misogynist. I... love women! Everything I do is to impress women. And if I hated women, why would half my fans be women? "

" Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales. "

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" If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma. "

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" I think I just pick really smart and motivated people to work with - people who are probably going to do great things anyway - and I just teach them what I know, maybe teach them how to think a little clearer than they did before, and then off they go. "

" Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art. "

" I'm a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or better ways than some people. "