Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat. "
Don Rickles
Dog
Want
Related Quotes:
" Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. "
Don Rickles
High
High School
Laugh
" Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. "
Don Rickles
Great
Want
Service
" Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts. "
Don Rickles
Lot
Nice
Burn
" I'm a New Yorker, originally. I was raised in Jackson Heights. I went to P.S. 148 and then Newtown High School. If World War II didn't come, I'd still be there in school. World War II saved me. "
Don Rickles
High School
New
School
" You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up. "
Don Rickles
Audience
Excitement
Lose
" When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight. "
Don Rickles
You
New
Little
" When I was a younger guy doing comedy, it was a big struggle. Promoters canceled me out of clubs left and right when I called somebody a dummy or a yo-yo. Then they realized I was different. "
Don Rickles
Me
Struggle
Comedy
" I was a mother's boy. "
Don Rickles
Mother
Boy
" Girls were scared of me because I can be loud. Barbara, my wife of 51 years, is very low-key. She was my picture agent's secretary. "
Don Rickles
Wife
Me
Picture
" Frank Sinatra. Hey, Frank, I saw you in 'The Pride and Passion,' and I want to tell you the cannon was wonderful! "
Don Rickles
Pride
Passion
You
" Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. "
Don Rickles
Life
Good
Influence
" Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. "
Don Rickles
Alley
Work
Singing
" There's a difference between an actual insult and a friendly jab. So I don't think I'm offensive onstage. "
Don Rickles
Friendly
Think
Jab
" Everything I've performed has been from my own head. "
Don Rickles
My Own
Own
Head
" You know what's funny to me? Attitude. "
Don Rickles
Funny
You
Know
" I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child. "
Don Rickles
Child
Only
Died
" I've never gone to comedy clubs. "
Don Rickles
Gone
Clubs
Comedy
" I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. "
Don Rickles
Stand Up
Stand
Know
" I was in World War II; I cried when they took me in the Navy. That's the last time I cried. "
Don Rickles
Navy
Last
Me
" Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. "
Don Rickles
Phones
Who
Who Cares
" Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?' "
Don Rickles
Think
Cell Phone
People
" When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!' "
Don Rickles
Walk
God
Hockey
" My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. "
Don Rickles
Just
Know
Now
" I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there's that. "
Don Rickles
Personality
Me
Habit
" I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts I got sidetracked into clubs and started doing comedy. "
Don Rickles
People
Doing
American
" I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know. "
Don Rickles
Think
Tough
Mean
" My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. "
Don Rickles
Mother
Still
Wife
" My mother was a big influence. She kept pushing me because I was very shy and inhibited. And schoolwork was very difficult for me because I couldn't concentrate. I was failing almost every subject. To this day, I'm not too good at reading a book. But I was the president of my high school comedy group, and they treated me like a king. "
Don Rickles
School
Book
Day
" To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. "
Don Rickles
Doing
Trying
Different
" My mother was a Jewish General Patton. "
Don Rickles
General
Mother
Patton