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" There's a difference between an actual insult and a friendly jab. So I don't think I'm offensive onstage. "
Don Rickles
Friendly
Think
Jab
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" I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important. "
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" I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit. "
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" Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood. "
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" One thing a comedian does, when you step on the stage, you're selling yourself, and certainly I don't think the whole world can love you. But if you can get the majority on your side, you're really in business. "
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" Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive. "
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Think
Positive
Hope
" Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. "
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Humor
Battle
" It's tough having the last name 'Rickles.' Luckily, my kids handled it great. "
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Great
Having
" Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore. "
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Adore
Best
" I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always had trouble in school. Not because I was a dummy, but I was always busy being the Jackson Heights clown. "
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School
Busy
High
" I used to work over a bar. That was - there was no stage. I stood over a tiny bar. Louis Prima, rest his soul, he worked there. I was the guy that filled in when he was off the stage. "
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Stage
Used
Work
" If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance. "
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Performance
Funny
Me
" I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat. "
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Dog
Want
" The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island. "
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Love
Like
Island
" If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. "
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Men
Success
Wife
" I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness. "
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Shy
Shyness
Protect
" When I was a younger guy doing comedy, it was a big struggle. Promoters canceled me out of clubs left and right when I called somebody a dummy or a yo-yo. Then they realized I was different. "
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Me
Struggle
Comedy
" Compared to what comics say today, I'm a monk, but in those days, it was unheard of to make fun of people like I did. Of course, they exaggerated how outrageous I really was. "
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Days
Fun
People
" You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. "
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Throw
Your
You
" I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while, I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game. "
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Better
Play
Golf
" I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. "
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Situation
Joke
I Can
" You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. "
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Humor
Attitude
Personality
" Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. "
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High
High School
Laugh
" Frank Sinatra. Hey, Frank, I saw you in 'The Pride and Passion,' and I want to tell you the cannon was wonderful! "
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" I still have drive, but everything is relative. "
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Relative
Still
Everything
" An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth. "
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Day
King
Me
" Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black. "
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Blacks
Why Not
Why
" I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. "
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Guy
Out
Kid
" I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. "
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Know
Problem
Midnight
" The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. "
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Know
Elevator
Person