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" I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen. "

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" If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. "

" I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK? "

" Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. "

" I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are. "

" I do comedy for real people. "

" My voice is very distinct. People hear Tracy Morgan's voice, and they know Tracy Morgan right off the bat because I've been in their homes for so many years. "

" I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. "

" White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. "

" If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched. "

" I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. "

" Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. "

" All you single fathers got to man up. "

" When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it. "

" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "

" You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker. "

" If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. "

" When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. "

" People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. "

" Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. "

" I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live. "

" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

" Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening. "

" I know how bad bullying can hurt. I was bullied when I was a kid. "

" I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. "

" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "

" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

" I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. "

" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "

" If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. "