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" It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. "
Drew Carey
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Day
Know
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" Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
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" I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. "
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" The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. "
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" Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. "
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Nothing
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" I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to. "
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Night
You
" I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. "
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Kid
Care
Appropriate
" I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across. "
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" I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. "
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" I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. "
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Comedy
Other
" TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. "
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" Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. "
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Work
Feel
Rich
" But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. "
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You
Pride
Job
" I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up. "
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Happy
Fun
Giving
" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "
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Fat
You
Sick
" Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. "
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Vegas
Conservative
Judges
" I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites. "
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Egg
Drink
Always
" I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me. "
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Movies
Me
People
" I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day. "
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Happy
Best
Saying
" I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it. "
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Once
Cleveland
Jeopardy
" I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. "
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Paycheck
Economic
Insecurity
" Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. "
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Job
Face
You
" I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys. "
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Two
Week
" Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. "
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Marines
Got
Fitness
" After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. "
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" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "
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Day
Cheeseburger
" I'm competitive at everything. "
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Competitive
" I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped. "
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" You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. "
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You
Women
Sex
" Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. "
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Hollywood
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