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" Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. "
Josh Billings
Blind
Love Is
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" Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. "
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" The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. "
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" It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. "
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" As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. "
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" Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. "
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" In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us. "
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" One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. "
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" There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. "
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" Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. "
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" About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. "
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