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" My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. "

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" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "

" I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. "

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" The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? "