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" My older brother was born, who was a cripple, then I was born, and my sister was born, the only girl. So I was between the only girl and the crippled guy. I was the middle guy. "

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" I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen. "

Tracy Morgan

Kitchen

Home

Who

" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "

" I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. "

" You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. "

" My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. "

" It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. "

" What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. "

" I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. "

Tracy Morgan

Life

Gift

" I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. "

" Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. "

" Where I came from, people couldn't afford to go to the theatre. "

" I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. "

" Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch. "

" I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. "

" I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. "

Tracy Morgan

Laughter

Happy

" I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. "

" My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same. "

" I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' "

" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "

Tracy Morgan

Love

Makeup

" I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy. "

" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

Tracy Morgan

Know

Mirror

" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "

Tracy Morgan

Night

Performance

" Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters more to me. "

Tracy Morgan

Career

Working

" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "

" That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations. "

Tracy Morgan

Together

Work

" There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. "

" Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes. "

" If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. "