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" What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. "
Tracy Morgan
People
Those
Afraid
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" I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are. "
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" My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. "
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" I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip hop was a movement. Hip hop was a culture. Hip hop was a way of life. It's all commercial now. "
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" I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. "
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" If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material. "
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" I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. "
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" Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius. "
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He
" Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. "
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" Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch. "
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Face
Life
" The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. "
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Her
Back
Woman
" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "
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Always
Book
Baseball
" I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. "
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Time
Great
" People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills. "
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Live
Losing
People
" I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK? "
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Here
Gone
Trials
" If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. "
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Funny
Somebody
Then
" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "
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Fly
Rock
Week
" People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds. "
Tracy Morgan
Crazy
Lose
You
" I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside. "
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Yellow
Believe
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" When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it. "
Tracy Morgan
Heart
God
Child
" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "
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Earn
Who
Friends
" You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic. "
Tracy Morgan
Will
Surprised
Studying
" You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. "
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People
Think
Time
" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "
Tracy Morgan
Art
God
Greatest
" It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it. "
Tracy Morgan
You
People
Love
" A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then. "
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Fun
Society
Mirror
" The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved to tell my story. You know? People write books all the time. "
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People
Know
You
" Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. "
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Comedy
Scary
Thing
" Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy can really change that. "
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Change
Doing
" I think it's good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don't have any need for guts. "
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Need
Never
Scared
" To me, politics is a pile of tricks. "
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Me
Tricks
Politics