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" Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, 'How many more years do I have on this earth?' But I can't really conceive of dying. "
Don Rickles
Age
Think
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" Honestly, I didn't realize it - all of a sudden, I was 90. The years skipped by quickly. When it happened, I said, 'Where did the time go?' "
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Realize
" To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and a good joke teller. "
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Day
You
" You've got to be able to sell yourself. "
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" I do situations and make fun of authority and life. "
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Life
Fun
" I don't practice or write stuff down - everything I do onstage was just made up before I went on. "
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Write
Down
Everything
" Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. "
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" If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. "
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Men
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Wife
" The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now. "
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Days
Old
Now
" I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit. "
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Circuit
Sell
Wrong
" I busted my bird for 60 years in the business, but my grandkids only know me as Mr. Potato Head. "
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Head
Business
Bird
" Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. "
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Never
End Of The Tunnel
" I told jokes badly. "
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Badly
Jokes
" Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. "
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Alley
Work
Singing
" I've never had a written script. "
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Written
Had
Never
" Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?' "
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Think
Cell Phone
People
" I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny. "
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Everything
Life
Out
" Frank Sinatra. Hey, Frank, I saw you in 'The Pride and Passion,' and I want to tell you the cannon was wonderful! "
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Pride
Passion
You
" You know how a fighter always comes into the dressing room way before a fight? That's me - I'm like a fighter. "
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Me
Fighter
Fight
" Ninety percent of the people who come to see me are my fans. "
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Fans
See
Percent
" When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!' "
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Walk
God
Hockey
" They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities. "
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Always
Me
Sitting
" I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's okay. Thank God the majority are in my corner. "
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Say
You
Thank God
" Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. "
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High
High School
Laugh
" Diana Krall I met in, I think it was Canada. She's a lovely lady. Her husband, Elvis Costello, is a great star. "
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Think
She
Great
" My whole act is off the top of my head. "
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Head
Off
Top
" Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I'm going to suck your neck,' or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh. "
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You
Bad
" Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. "
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Life
Good
Influence
" Most people think the character I do onstage is the way I am offstage, but I'm just a regular guy who spends time with his family and who turns on the television and watches a lot of sports. "
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Character
Time
Sports
" Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts. "
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Lot
Nice
Burn