Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. "
Don Rickles
Down
Career
People
Related Quotes:
" I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is. "
Don Rickles
Time
Say
People
" You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. "
Don Rickles
Humor
Attitude
Personality
" Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood. "
Don Rickles
Jewish
King
Neighborhood
" Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib. "
Don Rickles
Go
Like
Hope
" Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?' "
Don Rickles
Think
Cell Phone
People
" Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I'm going to suck your neck,' or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh. "
Don Rickles
People
You
Bad
" In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know. "
Don Rickles
Television
Know
Star
" I did a picture 40 years ago with Carroll O'Connor and Telly Savalas, God rest their souls, and Clint Eastwood, called 'Kelly's Heroes,' which we filmed in Yugoslavia for six months. "
Don Rickles
Rest
Picture
Souls
" I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's okay. Thank God the majority are in my corner. "
Don Rickles
Say
You
Thank God
" Most people think the character I do onstage is the way I am offstage, but I'm just a regular guy who spends time with his family and who turns on the television and watches a lot of sports. "
Don Rickles
Character
Time
Sports
" Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. "
Don Rickles
Great
Want
Service
" I write my own tweets. "
Don Rickles
I Write
Write
Tweets
" I didn't get married until I was 38. "
Don Rickles
Get
Until
Married
" Don't call me 'sir; 'King Jew' will do fine. "
Don Rickles
Will
Me
King
" I don't say I was the first, because, who knows, maybe there was a guy out in Minnesota doing it before me. "
Don Rickles
Doing
Say
Minnesota
" The girls, like, in we'll say Hooters, have less clothing than the girls I worked with in those days. We thought it was wild when they just wore little bells and so forth. But today, in restaurants, some of the waitresses almost work in the nude, you know, to get business. "
Don Rickles
Thought
Know
Today
" Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive. "
Don Rickles
Think
Positive
Hope
" Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black. "
Don Rickles
Blacks
Why Not
Why
" I don't have regrets. I've never sat here and thought, 'Gee, if only I'd done 'The Man Who Came to Dinner' on Broadway, I would have been happier.' "
Don Rickles
Dinner
Man
Here
" I've never had a written script. "
Don Rickles
Written
Had
Never
" I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. "
Don Rickles
Dogs
Because
Expenses
" Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, 'How many more years do I have on this earth?' But I can't really conceive of dying. "
Don Rickles
Age
Think
More
" Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. "
Don Rickles
High
High School
Laugh
" Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore. "
Don Rickles
Who
Adore
Best
" I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important. "
Don Rickles
Friends And Family
Care
Family
" After over 50 years of headlining, I've been received very beautifully. But I always say, when you're onstage, you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's OK. "
Don Rickles
Over
Say
Years
" I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always had trouble in school. Not because I was a dummy, but I was always busy being the Jackson Heights clown. "
Don Rickles
School
Busy
High
" To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always been fantastic. "
Don Rickles
Say
People
Day
" My father was an insurance man and a small-time gambler. He was a good man, but he had an eye for the racehorses, and I saw how it used to bother my mother. I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all those years in Vegas. "
Don Rickles
Eye
Mother
Man
" I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me. "
Don Rickles
Care
Road
Me