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" Diana Krall I met in, I think it was Canada. She's a lovely lady. Her husband, Elvis Costello, is a great star. "
Don Rickles
Think
She
Great
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" Ninety percent of the people who come to see me are my fans. "
Don Rickles
Fans
See
Percent
" You got to have a lot of courage. Secondly, whatever it is you're doing, you have to believe in it wholeheartedly. Thirdly, you have to be able to stand up in front of people and know that they'll laugh. "
Don Rickles
Stand Up
Courage
Laugh
" Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?' "
Don Rickles
Think
Cell Phone
People
" What keeps me going is that young people still want to see me. "
Don Rickles
People
Want
Young
" Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black. "
Don Rickles
Blacks
Why Not
Why
" I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat. "
Don Rickles
Dog
Want
" Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. "
Don Rickles
Kid
Insurance
Business
" I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's okay. Thank God the majority are in my corner. "
Don Rickles
Say
You
Thank God
" I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. "
Don Rickles
Actor
Wanted
Myself
" Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. "
Don Rickles
High
High School
Laugh
" I never went out looking for glory. "
Don Rickles
Out
Looking
Glory
" My mother was a Jewish General Patton. "
Don Rickles
General
Mother
Patton
" There's a difference between an actual insult and a friendly jab. So I don't think I'm offensive onstage. "
Don Rickles
Friendly
Think
Jab
" When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight. "
Don Rickles
You
New
Little
" I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. "
Don Rickles
Situation
Joke
I Can
" Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. "
Don Rickles
Life
Good
Influence
" Why should I retire? I'm like a fighter. The bell rings, and you come out and fight. "
Don Rickles
Like
Why
You
" When I'm onstage, I'm acting. "
Don Rickles
Acting
Onstage
" Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. "
Don Rickles
End
Never
End Of The Tunnel
" An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth. "
Don Rickles
Day
King
Me
" When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. "
Don Rickles
Ring
Room
Mind
" I do situations and make fun of authority and life. "
Don Rickles
Make
Life
Fun
" So, I'm on the satellite every Sunday, no matter where we are, with the Rams. Turn on the satellite; got to watch the Rams. "
Don Rickles
Watch
Where
Got
" I've never gone to comedy clubs. "
Don Rickles
Gone
Clubs
Comedy
" If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. "
Don Rickles
Were
People
Mean
" I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know. "
Don Rickles
Think
Tough
Mean
" My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. "
Don Rickles
Just
Know
Now
" You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up. "
Don Rickles
Audience
Excitement
Lose
" I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. "
Don Rickles
Say
Things
Joke
" To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and a good joke teller. "
Don Rickles
Good
Day
You