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" I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit. "
Don Rickles
Circuit
Sell
Wrong
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" I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know. "
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" I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is. "
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" What keeps me going is that young people still want to see me. "
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" I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. "
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Sell
My Own
Jokes
" I still have drive, but everything is relative. "
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Relative
Still
Everything
" I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. "
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Kid
" I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me. "
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Road
Me
" I used to work over a bar. That was - there was no stage. I stood over a tiny bar. Louis Prima, rest his soul, he worked there. I was the guy that filled in when he was off the stage. "
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Stage
Used
Work
" Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? "
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Wonder
Clothes
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" Being in the Navy, when I came home, it changed your whole life. You're 18, you go away for two and a half years, you come home - boy, you're a different person. "
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Boy
Person
You
" My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. "
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Mother
Still
Wife
" Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. "
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Like
Empire
Building
" I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. "
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Say
Things
Joke
" You know what's funny to me? Attitude. "
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Funny
You
Know
" It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that. "
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People
Accept
Say
" I'm a New Yorker, originally. I was raised in Jackson Heights. I went to P.S. 148 and then Newtown High School. If World War II didn't come, I'd still be there in school. World War II saved me. "
Don Rickles
High School
New
School
" It's tough having the last name 'Rickles.' Luckily, my kids handled it great. "
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Tough
Great
Having
" Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. "
Don Rickles
High
High School
Laugh
" There's a difference between an actual insult and a friendly jab. So I don't think I'm offensive onstage. "
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Friendly
Think
Jab
" Diana Krall I met in, I think it was Canada. She's a lovely lady. Her husband, Elvis Costello, is a great star. "
Don Rickles
Think
She
Great
" Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. "
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Well
Always
Call
" My wife is great. She always goes to the bank to see if the check has cleared. "
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See
Bank
Always
" Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore. "
Don Rickles
Who
Adore
Best
" I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always had trouble in school. Not because I was a dummy, but I was always busy being the Jackson Heights clown. "
Don Rickles
School
Busy
High
" I've never had a written script. "
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Written
Had
Never
" I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. "
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Forty
Accountant
Years
" I don't practice or write stuff down - everything I do onstage was just made up before I went on. "
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Write
Down
Everything
" Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib. "
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Go
Like
Hope
" When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit. "
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Soul
School
Life
" I didn't get married until I was 38. "
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Get
Until
Married