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" Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. "

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" With film roles, it just has to be a character either I haven't done before, or a role with somebody really interesting or with an interesting person or group of people. "

" Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' "

" In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity. "

" A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. "

" I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it. "

" Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. "

" I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance. "

" Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money. "

" The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. "

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" No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. "

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" We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. "

" Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. "

" I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. "

" Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. "

" I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. "

" You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. "

" I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours. "

" Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone. "

" When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work. "

" I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone. "

" A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys. "

" I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person. "

" I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing. "

" I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. "

" Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. "

" Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got the human game preserve to play off of. And it's a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you're playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics. "

" One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre. "

" Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma. "

" We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. "

" You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. "