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" Seriousness is stupidity sent to college. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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" Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is under the impression that the direction hills go is down. Sledding is done down from street level into creek beds and road cuts. "
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" You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don't need to go to Beirut for that - but a foreign correspondent begins to understand poverty from a different perspective. "
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" The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb. "
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" Writing is agony. I hate it. "
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" Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. "
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" The best and brightest don't go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs. "
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" Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted authorship. "
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" The problem, when comparing contemporary television to television in 1974, is that TV has become not just bad but sad. "
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" Ending wars is very simple if you surrender. "
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" Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them. "
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" Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway instead of doing something worthwhile for his country. "
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" To blame the existence of al Qaeda on poverty like Egypt's is a slur on the poor. "
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" I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid. "
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